I’ve masturbated to Britney Spears.
How many of us haven’t?
Nobody thinks she’s been just another starlet, I hope. There’s always been something different, something exceptional, something terrible about Britney. I’m not sure how many people have come to terms with that.
It’s not that her name was the most popular Web search in the English language in 2000. It’s that her name has never left the top 10 Web searches. It’s that she was the subject of more Web searches than any other woman in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 and 2007, when she was 17, 18, 19, 20, 21 and 25.
That’s more than fame, more than notoriety. This country has a profound and — I’ll say it — mystical relationship with Britney Spears.